Alexa Gets Hauled Downtown For Questioning


JOOERKS TECH GIANT AMAZON IS
RESISTING A POLICE WARRANT IN A MURDER CASE. PROSECUTORS WANT ACCESS TO A
MURDER SUSPECT’S ECHO, SMART SPEAKER, SAYING THE VIRTUAL
ASSISTANT, ALEXIS, MAY HAVE RECORDED THE CRIME.>>WE KNOW YOU WERE THERE THE
NIGHT OF THE MURDER! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO PULL THE
PLUG, ALEXA, YOU BETTER SING LIKE A CANARY.>>A CANARY SAY SMALL SONGBIRD
IN THE FINCH FAMILY.>>WE KNOW WHAT A CANARY IS.>>WE DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS IN THE
FINCH FAMILY.>>WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE.>>ALEXA, YOU’RE IN THE HOT
SEAT.>>WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CHANGE
THE TEMPERATURE?>>NO.>>CURRENTLY THE WEATHER IS 30
DEGREES WITH MOSTLY SUNNY SKIES.>>I WANT ANSWERS! WE CAN STAY HERE ALL NIGHT LONG.>>PLAYING “ALL NIGHT LONG.” ♪ ♪ ♪
>>THAT’S IT!>>GET A GRIP! GET A GRIP. YOU BETTER TELL US SOMETHING OR
YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY PARTNER HERE, ALEXA, AND
THEN IT’S GOING TO BE LIGHTS OUT.>>LIGHTS OUT.>>ALEXIS, LIGHTS ON!

37 Replies to “Alexa Gets Hauled Downtown For Questioning”

  1. We have this thing called the 4th amendment, if they are suspected of murder based on other physical evidence then that's not a problem, if the police are just accusing people and want to infringe on someone's rights then they need to read the constitution again.

  2. Anyone who is stupid enough to keep an electrified Alexa in his home probably deserves to have been murdered, no disrespect.

  3. Great, so Utah has fucking everything but the fucking local cops whose job it is to protect the community get the fifth degree. Amazon's literally figuratively just murdering persons for their own PR benefit in a fit of showmanship and are the ones who actually deserve to have been murdered.

  4. IT'S HAPPENING! THE ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERS!

    Wait… no… NO!… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    SDFG
    FBGVFS
    CVX

    Hah. Hah. Funny video.

  5. My bet is the prosecution won't be allowed to present Alexa's "testimony" because the defense would be unable to cross-examine.   This would have made for a great episode on The Good Wife.

  6. That's a damned shame, Lou was a good cop. Except for his drinking problem, course he gambled a lot too. I guess he used to take advantage of hookers in the holding cells and steal from meth heads now I think about. Man, Lou was a lousy cop.

  7. Lou was only 2 days away from retirement too ! He had such great plans with all the money he won with the lottery last night !

  8. Despite this being an older video, this works GREAT as a followup to Google Home and Alexa plotting to murder HomePod.

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