Ellen’s Favorite Moments with Noah Ritter


– Apparently
earlier this year
I apparently had
a little boy on this show
named Noah Ritter,
apparently.
After his interview with
a local news station went viral,
I knew that
I had to meet him.
Noah loves dinosaurs,
he loves his grandpa,
he loves my production
assistant, Robby.
Most of all he loves saying
whatever pops into his head.
– Apparently I’ve never
been on live television before,
but apparently sometimes
I don’t watch this–
I don’t watch the news,
because I’m a kid.
And apparently every time–
Apparently grandpa
just gives me the remote
after he watched
the Powerball.
[cheers and applause]
This is my first time
on a talk show.
– What is it, Noah?
– My first time
on a talk show.
– Oh, man.
Welcome.
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
You’re waving
to your grandpa?
– Yep.
– Yep.
Your grandpa’s in the audience.
Hi, grandpa.
So you’re in kindergarten.
What are you learning
in kindergarten?
– I think–
I think they’re holding me
I don’t know how many hours.
Probably, like, 11 hours.
I don’t know, it’s like I was
in prison for ten days.
[laughter and applause]
– So you’re enjoying it?
– Yeah, five days.
That’s a week.
– Yeah, so–
– Ten days, year.
– Yeah.
Hey, I have a question
about dinosaurs.
I heard you like dinosaurs
a lot, right?
– Yeah, I do.
– Okay.
– What if I told you we had
a dinosaur here today?
It’s a friendly dinosaur too.
I think you’re gonna
like it.
Look.
– Wow!
I’m pretty sure that’s
a guy in a costume.
[laughter and cheering]
– Who’s coming here now?
– He’s a triceratops.
– Yeah.
Now tell me,
you know if this is a predator
or a herbivore.
– A plant-eater.
– He’s a plant-eater.
– Yeah, I’ve seen a lot
of dinosaur movies in my day.
– Oh, have you?
Look at this guy’s eye.
Come down here, look.
– [snorts]
– Oh, my God!
– Oh, no.
– He just sneezed on me!
He just sneezed on me!
– Whoo-hoo!
– You gonna ride with me?
– I’m gonna ride with you.
– Here we go.
– Whoo!
– Hate L.A. pizza?
– Welcome back to California.
Do you like California?
– Uh, no.
No, I do not.
I do not like the hotel–
I do not like
the hotel–
the hotel TVs.
They’re terrible.
They don’t have any cartoons.
I mean, I’m like,
big fail.
[laughter]
I met Robby
because he came over
and he’s one of the cameramen
except he’s not holding
a camera at all.
– Okay.
– All right, here we go!
[upbeat Hawaiian music]
– Wait, Ellen, can I say
hi to my grandpa–grandma?
– Yeah.
– Hello, grandma,
and thank you
for watching me
on the “Ellen” show,
and plus if you want to see
a YouTube video made by me
and my grandfather,
go to ww–youtube.com
slash–greatest fails
of all time,
until when–
until when–
and make sure to leave a like
and subscribe to my channel.
[laughter and applause]

100 Replies to “Ellen’s Favorite Moments with Noah Ritter”

  1. Hello Grandma thx you for whatching me on the Ellen show, if you want to see a video made by me go to youtube….. make you to even like and subscribe on my channel. When i open my comp, i want Noah for marketing.

  2. omg havnt seen him in a few years πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I NEED MORE VIDEOS πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ also his grandpa looks like the cute gpa from the movie UP

  3. Man little dude has hella charisma I hope this world doesn’t steal that from him!!! Take care wherever you are buddy I will remember you forever!

  4. I like the way he thinks. He’s so persistent so intelligent. Wonder what he’s going to be when he grows up. Probably owns businesses here and there. A billionaire? πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½

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