News & Improved: Woman on Safari Can’t Believe How Close Animals Got


-Guys, you ever see
a photo in the news and think,
“That headline
could be much better”?
I’ll show you what I mean.
It’s time for
“News & Improved.”
Here we go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ News & Improved ♪
-For example, check out
this first photo here.
The original headline was…
The headline could
definitely be improved,
because if only
looked at the photo,
the headline could have been…
[ Laughter and applause ]
See how this works?
Check out this next photo here.
The original headline was…
If you only looked at the photo,
the headline could have been…
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Hi?
-This next headline was…
Headline could have been…
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Whoa!
-“Do you see this, Larry?”
This next headline was…
The headline could have been…
It’s like,
“Just one beer before —
You order for me!
One beer!
Ah, forget it!”
Next headline was…
Headline could have been…
Oh!
[ Laughter and applause ]
This next headline was…
Headline could have been…
-Wow.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Bam!
“You know we got cantaloupe!”
And finally,
this headline was…
The headline could have been…
Oh, there you go.
That’s all the time we have
for “News & Improved.”

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