Osamacide! [RAP NEWS 8]


There’s a lot of misinformation floating around
about the operation that killed Osama bin Laden yesterday
so we will set the record straight this evening
Hello, and welcome to the show
This is rap news with that Juice it’s essential to know
And while churnalists claim to be first with the news
We prefer to learn, discern, and turn up first with the truth
So, without further ado, we’re starting by charting
The alleged last gasp of Osama Bin Laden
We ask the tough question most pundits are dodging
What happened in Abbottabad on that morning?
And joining us, regular guests on the news feed
The Pentagon’s General Baxter – and Terrence Moonseed
Gentlemen, welcome. We’ll begin with you, General
How’s the general atmosphere there at the Pentagon?
– Incredible, this is just an enviable victory
The USA has made an indelible entry in history
A decade since nine eleven we found bin Laden
And got justice for the 3000 Americans that died then
His crime and infamy have been erased and healed
Framed and sealed thanks to the bravery of the US Navy Seals
Way to kill!
– Tell us how it went down, the actual sequence.
SEAL team six hit the compound, it was battle stations
They found Osama armed with a Muslamic raygun
Shot him in the face and … What’s that, no raygun?
Uh, well, then he used his wife as a human shield and
… What , that didn’t happen either?
Ok, well then they shot him and took pic–
No, took no pictures…
And buried him according to Muslamic scriptures
In the … Sea?! Yes in the …sea.
And the President was or was not watching the live feed
– An extraterritorial hit?!
– The world’s in our grip
Now our jurisdiction extends over all of it
So who’s next for Shock and Awesome judgement?
Amadenijibad? Al Akawi? Assange: we’re coming!
– Was Osama worth it?
– Yeah, he was worth it
We only lost 6000 more Americans to murk him
But I didn’t like how we treated his corpse; he’s no hero
I’d a hanged drawn and quartered him at Ground Zero
Where the 19 hijackers–
Lies, Baxter! there were no hijackers
It was a demolition, a Reichstag on
The twin towers by the twin powers of Bush and Cheney;
bin Laden wasn’t in charge of mushing planes in
In fact the planes didn’t even exist
They were blue beam holograms projected to increase the mist
Plead the fifth, but thermite dust sits on the curb
And Building Seven is evidence that it’s so absurd
– You Internet nerd, Osama did it!
– Distrust every word!
– This is our finest hour, justice has been served
– ‘Justice’, General, that’s an interesting word to choose
– We’re a Nation of Laws, what other word would you use?
– Assassination, slaughter?
– He’s a legitimate military target, a murderer
– But what about the precedent set at Nuremberg?
– Nurem-what?
– After the holocaust and six million dead
America stayed the hand of vengeance and, instead,
Nazi leaders were rounded up and…
– Tortured?
– uh No…
– Water boarded?
– Hired by NASA
No! brought to Court to be tried for crimes against humanity,
Then executed
– What a tragedy
Please, eurofag dont history lesson me!
Dont you get it? The true sign of a supremacy
Is who gets to decide at each given minute
When the rule of law is applied and when it’s suspended
You can’t spell justice without the US
And it’s called justice cause it’s just us that’s justified
In judging just cause just wars and just evidence
Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us
And end up at the bottom of the ocean like bin Laden
– Pfft, Osama isn’t dead or if he is, he died in two thousand
This thing’s rotten! No death certificate or public evidence, man
He’s prolly kicking back on a island on a CIA pension plan
Watch it, hippy, or get double tapped like Geronimo
– That reminds me: why this codename, Geronimo?
– Geronimo!? that’s Osama’s code name? Let the truth be known
This reeks of the Masons and the Skull and Bones
It’s a secret society of elite Yale students
who stole the skull of the apache chief and they use it
In occult dark rituals like pagan Druids
Worshipping Satan, Lucifer, Cain and Judas
The truth is they’re the ones who owned Osama
And got the pharaoh plasma to clone Obama
They’re ruthless, they planned this end game
To coincide with the May Day pagan festival of Beltane
A fertility ritual with blood sacrifice
And Adolph Hitler’s suicide dates match precise
That’s a device to pledge and bow
To the true rulers of the earth, and renew the wedding vows
That’s why Obama HAARPooned Japan creating the waves to hit ’em
And Prince Reptilian was married to Satan in the form of Kate Middleton
I ain’t kidding with you when I’m yelling the truth the illuminati’s on the throne
And that’s the real reason they call Osama ‘Geronimo’!
– It’s a perfectly good code name, what’s wrong with you?
– I see many native Americans consider it dishonourable
To have their hero, ancestor and leader
Associated with terrorism and Al Qaeda
It all seems like an appalling error
It wasn’t an error; this right here is the war on terror
And it’s a continuation of the nineteenth century
Campaign we had to wage to liberate the territory
Of the united states from the redskin savages
Who also hid in caves and kept on attacking us
Because they hated our civilised ways,
Our Christianity, whiteness and slaves
– Weren’t the Apache defending their lands from the invasion of whites?
– They started it, Bob, get your history right
Same with Al Qaeda, we didn’t pick this fight
So, you see, the Geronimo analogy is tight
– Alright, thank you both for your …interesting views
Little wonder there’s such confusion in the news
When we can scarcely agree on historical narratives
Is there any mystery that we live in diverging realities?
The tides of amnesia seem to be rising like the oceans
Unchecked by mass media that are steadily corroding
More concerned with the rush to make headlines by 5
Than helping us discern the facts from the lies
But there’s a rival tide, an equal and opposite turn
A yearning to read between official lines that have blurred
I’m reassured by the many who were plainly disturbed
And who questioned the way in which ‘justice was served’
If it was served, it can be served to us just the same
So what brand of justice do we want done in our name?
leaving you now with that thought in your mind
Robert Foster for JuiceMedia, proud to ignore deadlines

100 Replies to “Osamacide! [RAP NEWS 8]”

  1. By far, the best Rap News episode out there. The best part is General Baxter's tirade about the meaning of justice.

  2. the true sign of a supremacy is who gets to decide at each given minute when the rule of law is applied or when it's suspended

  3. Wait, did they just seriously compare Al-Qaeda to the Apaches…? That is so seriously, fundamentally wrong. I imagine every brave Apache warrior is rolling over in his grave right now.

  4. For the love of god I hope you're joking. If you actually think their view of Al-Qaeda is in anyway similar to the Apaches, then you must be put down. Obviously they are showing the ignorant point of view that the U.S government thinks of Al-Qaeda.

  5. Don't bring your pagan beliefs into this discussion. Most youtubers aren't fans of invisible sky-gods. Otherwise yeah, they say some outlandish things which require double-takes. Can never be sure how serious they are.

  6. Uhhh, you listen again. Both "sides" make numerous allusions that directly compare the two, even if Foster initially calls the connection offensive.

  7. Yes, and one side was overly patriotic whilst the other was a madman. Their points are not supposed to be taken seriously, they represent the extremities of both pro and anti-government groups not the views and opinions of the video's creator.

  8. Well done. A most amazing effort. Worth coming back and hearing again and again. You've done "justice" to the coverage of this affair… and you've masterfully left that thought at the end of the clip on my, and I think many others', mind. Well done.

  9. "I'm reassured by the many who were plainly disturbed and who questioned the way in which justice was served, if it was served it could be served to us just the same"… Campbell Newmans new laws for all!

  10. "if justice was served, it can be served to us just the same. So what brand of justice do we want done in our name?" best line of any rap you guys have done.. incredibly powerful.

  11. "You can't spell justice without the US and it's called justice 'cos it's just us that's justified in judging, just cause, just wars and just evidence, just test this justice and get just-iced if you mess with us"

    Deep.

  12. 4:41 But the Five Civilized Tribes voluntarily adopted Christianity and practiced slavery long before the arrival of Europeans right up until after the Civil War…

  13. Must see "Paul Craig Roberts : NEW October 2013 : Osama bin Laden death hoax and SEAL Team 6 cover-up"

  14. Don't you get it ? the true sign of a supremacy is who gets to decide at each given minute when the rule of law is applied and when it's suspended .

  15. THIS HOLE THING IS MESSED UP EVERYBODY…. HERE IS HOW IT SHOULD OOF GONE DOWN AFTER 911, 19 HIJACKERS FROM SAUDI ARABIA RIGHT?  3000 AMERICANS DOWN OH OK A TOWN IN SAUDI ARABIA W/ A POPULATION OF 3000 SHOULD OF BEEN DESTROYED GIVE THEM A COUPLE OF DAYS THEN COME BACK TO THEM AND SAY YOU GUYS GET OSAMA FOR US AND YOU HAVE 30 DAYS OTHERWISE AN OTHER TOWN GETS BLOWN UP ….YOU CANNOT SEPERATE TERRORISM FROM COUNTRIES WHEN IT COMES TO GROUPS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES GOT TO BLAME COUNTRY THE FACT THAT SAUDI ARABIA IS UNTOUCHED IN ALL OF THIS IS A CONSPIRACY IN ITSELF… BASICALLY MY HONEST THOUGHT IS THIS . USA HAS BAD GROUPS RIGHT? KKK, BLACK panthers GANGS MAFIA , ETC . WE WILL MAKE SURE OUR BAD PEOPLE DONT FUCK W/ YOU YOU MAKE SURE YOUR BAD PEOPLE DONT FUCK W/ US ..DONE .(WORST THING WE DID TO OURSELVES IS SEPERATE TERRORISM FROM COUNTRIES – NOW YOU GOT TERRORISM TAKING OVER COUNTRIES AKA ISSIS

  16. @thejuicemedia 
    News breaking this month that really puts this in a new light…
    Seymour M. Hersh – the reporter who broke the story of the torture going on at abu ghraib – with an article about what really happened in Abbottabad that morning:
    http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n10/seymour-m-hersh/the-killing-of-osama-bin-laden
    Video analysis of this: https://youtu.be/bsf4CHUEPoU

  17. "America stayed the hand of vengeance" after WW2?  Yeah, I gotta call shenanigans.
    http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/05/08/good-war-better-peace-how-the-allied-forces-raped-and-sodomized-germany/

  18. Hey guys, I agree with the palestine israel posture or point of view of yours, but this is too much unprofessional (in the jourinalism sense) ultra left conspiracy nut material. You need to give in case you are posting so many brainwashing one sided versions of history, some evidence.
    I think the US has done terrible things, but apart from that, in the war against for example the Taliban in Afghanistan, they did amazing, with Somalia aswell. Not all politicians are corrupt, not everything has an agenda, and most people in the military are just trying to get involved and fight for their moral views, like protecting innocent civilians and minorirties (yazidi people).
    So please, If you could read this and anwser it would be a pleasure to debate some topics and points of view, just to get richer in our opinions, or maybe change them. My mail is [email protected] Thank you

  19. After watching each of your videos about 4000 times each I think that, beat for beat, this is the best written and performed. You guys are amazing.

  20. Don't you get it, the true sign of a supremecy is who gets to decide at each given minute, when the rule of law is applied and when it is suspended.

    You can't spell justice without the US and its called justice cause its just us that's justified in judging, just cause, just wars and just evidence, just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us.

  21. Miss 'em so much motherfuckers, Hugo shouldn't have left, or at least he should come occasionally. Fucking Robert XD come back once in a while man!!! Just when you were getting good at what you where doing.

  22. It's now known from undisclosed FBI archived reports that a german U-Boat landed deep in an Argentinian River where Hitler & some high officials installed themselves there. Seems to coincide with the Paperclip Operation.

  23. Only if the brain dead masses could understand the truth in what you show this world would be a totally different place

  24. You freaking forgot about the conquest of the sovereign state of the United States of Mexico in the half of the 19th century… That map show's what was 60% of said countrie's territory… That's a rhime 4 u m8 should include it if you showed all of history right. You don't even know on how many fronts u fight…

  25. I always felt that even what happened to Saddam Hussein was wrong. Top that off without so much as a trial for Osama. It didnt make me a popular person in the early 2000s.

  26. I recently was re-watching Farscape and one of my favourite episodes, "Unrealised Realities". It reminded me of these "Divergent Realities". Pretty sick sign-off and a nice link forged in my head 🙂

  27. You can't spell justice without the US and it's
    Called justice cause it's just us that's justified
    In judging just cause just wars and just evidence
    Just test this justice and get just iced if you mess with us!

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